Quick thoughts on a Wednesday Morning:
-Second Baseman Ian Kinsler missed the Rangers/Red Sox contest on Saturday with what Manager Ron Washington deemed on the radio as “a bit of diarrhea.”
In a case of life imitating fart, I mean, art, the second-year player leads the team in runs.
-Trying to demonstrate that he understand what the players don’t (vis a vis the fact that they are role models) NFL commish Roger Goodell instituted a policy regulating player conduct.
In the first move under the policy, “Pac-Man” Jones has been suspended for a year by the NFL. That’s 12 months he’ll be going without a paycheck. Think he has any money socked away for a “rainy” day?
-Speaking of role models - make that roll models, Michael Waltrip recommends the Toyota Land Cruiser.
The NASCAR driver and team-owner struck a pole in his then rolled it about a mile from his home. He climbed out and went home. Police arrested him.
Waltrip said he fell asleep at the wheel. Apparently dazed, he wasn’t trying to leave the scene of an accident. He was merely looking for the infield care-center.
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What about Imus?
Thousands of your loyal fans like me want to know your take on this hot-button issue that is resounding throughout the media lately.
Couple of really nice one-liners tucked away in there as well:
Kinsler-diarrhea-runs: very nice work
Waltrip-role model-roll model-Land Cruiser: nice as well
You should take your brilliance over the airwaves, ever thought about a career in the radio industry?
Sincerely,
Your Secret Admirer (only because of your humorous work, nothing physical)
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