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Random thoughts from a litany of sports-like items:

Clinton Portis has caught some flack for recent comments that several viewed to be supportive of Michael Vick.

"It's not that big of a deal, Cold sores are herpes, too," Portis didn't say, "It's his wang, if she's who he wants to do, do her."

The Redskins later appologized for Portis, saying they don't support STD's except for those that Jack Kent Cook had.

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Convicted killer Robert Comer was put to death earlier this week, and his final words before lethal injection were: Go Raiders.

Boy, Al Davis must be proud. It's my understanding that the comments were eerily similar to Davis' last remarks before dying in 1989.

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A Steelers employee recently sent a hardcore pornographic video out to pretty much everyone in authority in the NFL. Through my connections, I was able to obtain a copy of the video.

My review: The rocking of the boat made the camera work unsteady.

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I’m not going to say that baseball teams have been knee-jerk in response to Josh Hancock’s death, but since Hancock’s dad filed several lawsuits this week in the wake of his son‘s drive-and-talk-at-twice-the-legal-limit-while-rolling-a-spliff accident, the Cardinals have taken the unprecedented step of banning tow-trucks from the clubhouse.

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Actual headline from four-letter devil.com: Angels jump on Wang early.

Actual response from Leon Phelps: Yeah, um, those guys are bastards. I don’t think 8 is too early for the wang to be jumped on by anyone named Angel, as long as there’s Courvoisier on hand.

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Ruby Young plead guilty that she tried to extort millions from Bart Starr.

Actual response from Leon Phelps: Oooooh, a story about a lady.

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Phoenix Coyotes assistant coach Rick Tocchet plead guilty to charges that he ran a gambling ring. Tocchet knew that if the case went to trial, the odds were against him.

One gambling rink had acquittal at 10-to-1.

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Thank you, thank you, that’s all for me! You’ve been great!