East Regionals

Halfway home in the Regionals.

On to the East.

1 UNC Tarheels vs 4 Texas Longhorns

We haven’t had a food fight in the mascot match up yet.

This might be the last chance we get, and it’s pretty simple.

I always called the end of a loaf of bread the “butt” or “butt-crust” but I always got yelled at and told it was called the heel.

Either way, if you got sent to school and you’re sandwich had the butt bread making up half of it, it was obvious SOMEONE didn’t go to the grocery store.

Still to this day, the butt bread goes to the dog to eat. I won’t touch it.

But in pastries, we have both Long Johns – which are simply the most awesome doughnuts, and Creme Horns – which could be better, but still are well above the Heel of the bread.

As Homer Simpson would say: mmmmmmmm donuuuuuutttssss

11 George Washington vs 2 Georgetown Hoyas
Another match up of George. Hoya Paranoia reminds me of the episode at the Alex Theater, where people keep calling George paranoid for constantly blaming Lloyd Braun and Ruthie.
Not George’s best work.


But in the end, he had the bill with a .... PRESIDENT.... in his wallet the whole time.
So while he was paranoid – he still had the money.

I don’t know what this means, other than even when you get a Technicolor Dreamcoat from the institute, it’s still Lloyd Braun’s fault.

Georgetown wins.

4 Texas Longhorns Vs 2 Georgetown Hoyas
OK, let’s see if we can work food in here one more time into this region.
Longhorns are used for steak. Georgetown is in Washington D.C. where they like to have pork barrel stuff.

I’m not politically inclined, but I do know that it’s generally considered bad.

Texas to the final 4.